reserving the name!

pizzaforpresident:

Honestly one of the greatest things ever posted online.

10knotes:

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danafoxy:

omg there’s a scene in captain america where steve looks down and gets distracted by his new boobs.

tom-hiddlestons-buttocks:

Clint.
Clint.
No.
You’re Hawkeye.
NOT BATMAN.
Actually, you know what?
DO WAHT U WNT.

tom-hiddlestons-buttocks:

Clint.

Clint.

No.

You’re Hawkeye.

NOT BATMAN.

Actually, you know what?

DO WAHT U WNT.

scary-monsters-and-davesprite:

Do you guys realize how scary it would be if real life could glitch and stuff

Like you’re walking home and part of your street isn’t there anymore

Not like broken or with a hole in it, it just doesn’t exist, it’s just gone

And when you want to ask someone about it they make the most ungodly terryfying noises instead and the neighbor’s doghouse is a garbled mess of pieces of things you have seen in a way that doesn’t make sense