Honestly one of the greatest things ever posted online.
omg there’s a scene in captain america where steve looks down and gets distracted by his new boobs.
Actually, you know what?
DO WAHT U WNT.
Do you guys realize how scary it would be if real life could glitch and stuff
Like you’re walking home and part of your street isn’t there anymore
Not like broken or with a hole in it, it just doesn’t exist, it’s just gone
And when you want to ask someone about it they make the most ungodly terryfying noises instead and the neighbor’s doghouse is a garbled mess of pieces of things you have seen in a way that doesn’t make sense